Bro On Tinder Has The Perfect Question For A Preachy Vegan Girl On Tinder
There is NOTHING vegans love more than telling you about why they’re vegan. Like crossfitters and Prius owners, they can gasbag for days about their self-righteousness for not eating animal products. They do it from a pedestal of smugness that’s often nauseating for those of us who don’t like other people’s ideals rammed down our throats.
For example, a new vegan restaurant just opened in my neighborhood. Rather than naming it “Yummy Tofu Burger” or “Earth’s Delight,” they settled on the delightfully smug name of “Superiority Burger” — a name that literally makes a judgement about those of us who still enjoy shoving juicy, grilled black angus patties in our face.
There's a new vegan restaurant in my hood and the name perfectly captures the smug attitudes of vegans everywhere: Superiority Burger.
— Brandon Wenerd (@brandonwenerd) July 6, 2015
Which leads us to this Bro who swiped a vegan on Tinder. The conversation inevitably turned to her talking about being a vegan. Then he asked a question that got him unmatched very fast:
I guess it wasn’t meant to be. All I can think of is South Park after reading that.