Guy Hires Random Internet Man To Come To Party Dressed As A Dancing Crab, Follows Through And 100% WTF?
You gotta hand it to the dancing crab man – he’s really into this gig. I don’t know how much Redditor altonbrownfan paid the guy to show up and dance nor do I know why he did, but none of that even matters – the guy showed up, danced around to Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” for god knows how long and then…kept living his life, I suppose. It looks like the party was actually a seafood boil, so I suppose the logical conclusion is that he ate some seafood, dressed as a crab, and then went home to ponder what life choices led him down a path that would wind up with him being so desperate for cash that he’d start in the above video.
Then again, not everyone needs cash to go out and dress like a dancing crab in public – some people just like to watch the world burn.