Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Filled With Reese’s Pieces May Be A Thing And My Mouth Just Ejaculated

Reese’s just blew the fucking gasket off the candy game. I’m not typically a sweets kinda guy, but I haven’t been this excited for two cups since Sloan from ‘Entourage’ showed us hers earlier today. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups may be the best candy on the market, certainly chocolate candy, and to team them up with the mouth-watering, peanut-buttery goodness of Reese’s Pieces is a duo that hasn’t been rivaled since Pippen and Jordan.

Rumors of the Reese’s Pieces-Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup debuting this summer (July) have already gone viral after a leaked Facebook post by Marlena Courchain on April 28 was shared over 37,000 times and amassed over 5,000 comments.

Reese’s told Business Insider that it has no affiliation on the leaker or how the information around the product was released, but likely has no issue with the stir its created since.

As Business Insider points out,

Reese’s began teasing a Pieces-Peanut Butter Cup mashup on Twitter on May 5, about a week after the first photo surfaced, using the hashtag “cupfusion.”

Now that we know this is a possibility, it has to happen. This cannot only exist in our brains, it will eat at them like a parasite until we die hungry and tormented. If I don’t have Reese’s Pieces-Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups in my stomach by Labor Day, I’ll picket outside the goddamn Hershey’s factory. I hope you’ll join my crusade.

[h/t Business Insider]

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