Governor Rick Perry Visited Dartmouth And Was Asked A Buttload Of Hilarious Questions About Anal Sex

Another week, another Ivy League school in the news for butt sex.

Last week, Harvard made headlines for hosting a talk about anal sex called “What What In The Butt.” Not to be outdone by their Ivy League rivals, students at Dartmouth also had anal sex on the brain, except they wanted to cover the topic with visiting speaker Rick Perry.

Senior Emily Sellers, a member of The Dartmouth, the official campus newspaper, asked Governor Perry “if he would accept anal sex in exchange for $102 million in campaign contributions.” Perry is against homosexuality and gay marriage. Another student, Timothy Messen, accused Perry of comparing homosexuality to alcoholism.

All of the questions asked by students were written out prior to the speech by sophomore Ben Packer. He handed out the questions on flyers and encouraged students attending the talk to ask Governor Perry a couple. The complete list of questions is below. My favorite is definitely “In 2002, you supported Texas’s anti-sodomy law. Do you (Rick Perry) dislike bootysex because the peeny goes in where the poopy comes out?” I want to go back and make that my senior quote.

The line of questioning pissed off more than a few Dartmouth students and those students are obviously Republican and Rick Perry supporters.

“They were phrased in incredibly insulting ways, and I’m horrified,” Michelle Knesbach, president of the College Republicans told The Dartmouth. “We allow people to ask policy-driven questions, but when they’re phrased in an insulting manner, we try to avoid that, because it just detracts from the overall political discourse we can have on campus.”

It would piss me off, but more like, “why didn’t I think of that!”

H/T Campus Reform

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