The RNC Has Implemented A Dress Code In The Convention Hall And A Key Staple Of Your Wardrobe Has Been Banned

It’s 2016, why are people still wearing cargo shorts?  Who needs that many pockets? Representatives for the RNC had to notify journalists that they are supposed to look relatively professional and should have the self-respect not to wear cargo shorts. The dress code announcement was made in response to an excessive amount of reporters wearing jeans, cargo shorts, and sneakers.

https://twitter.com/drewmagary/status/755506490392403968

If the look isn’t what deters you, the impossibility of getting hand job sure as hell will.