Robber Shoves An Off-Duty Firefighter Out Of The Way At Gas Station And YA Bad Idea

You have to be a special kind go stupid to shove a man with a camo hat and a tucked in tee and not expect retribution. The camo hat says “I’m not afraid to die” and the tucked in shirt screams “discipline.” Makes total sense that this dude is a firefighter. He’d probably rather toss a basket of kittens in a blazing apartment fire than let this little piss ant with his mom’s panty hose over his head brush him away like dandruff. And as the robber, you just gotta keep your head on a swivel. Is this your first fucking robbery, rookie? Dude suck a little more. You can’t. Pathetic.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.