Douchebag Runs Over 4 People In An SUV, Sole Survivor Pulls Guy Out Of Driver Seat And Pummels Him

by 3 years ago

That seems pretty fair to me. You run over 4 of my friends, I pull you out of your car and beat the ever-living snot out of you. Then again those 4 of my friends are probably crippled for live both physically and mentally, so maybe I should get an unfair advantage to make things even. Like a pair of steel toed boots or a can of bear mace. Bear mace sounds like less effort, so let’s go with bear mace. Anything to keep me from getting punched and the guy crying on his knees sounds fair to me.

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