Are You Ready For Some MOOSE JUSTICE?! Sarah Palin To Film Courtroom TV Show

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CEDAR RAPIDS, IA - FEBRUARY 1:  Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin speaks before introducing Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump during a campaign event at the U.S. Cellular Convention Center February 1, 2016 in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Trump who is seeking the nomination for the Republican Party attends his final campaign rally ahead of tonight's Iowa Caucus. (Photo by Joshua Lott/Getty Images)

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Move over, Judge Judy. Your brand of mocking and sneering courtroom justice that you’ve dished out for the better part of the past two decades is about to get a challenge from the kind of deranged jester the world needs right now, a judge who will preside of her court holding a rifle propped up her thigh and sipping McIvor’s scotch from a coffee mug while consulting a marauding bear on matters of jurisprudence and whose bailiff is a singing Big Mouth Billy Bass.

That’s right, Sarah Palin is filming a pilot for a daytime courtroom show


It’ll be like Judge Wapner on backyard Alaskan hooch. Whatever gravitas remained in the world of semi-scripted shows like this will go out the window, as Sarah will ride in on a snow machine, have a dancing Eskimo jury, and all participants will be required to hire salmon lawyers.


Notes People in announcing the deal with a production company out of Montana (perfect) for the show, “Unlike the two famous TV judges [Judy and Joe Brown], Palin does not have a juris doctor degree.”

No. No she does not.

If there’s any justice in this world, Donald Trump will get elected and replace the Supreme Court with Judge Palin’s TV show.

JUDGE PALIN. Babbling the most complete and utter nonsense in her rulings.

How can you not be excited for this?

[H/T @shushwalshe]

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