Is… Is Sarah Palin Drunk In This Stump Speech She Gave For Donald Trump Today?
Sarah Palin has given some glorious, glorious nonsensical speeches in her time as national party figurehead.
Like the one above. And this one.
Maybe, just maybe, it’s because she’s always drinking. How have we never noticed that before? The gibberish. The incorrect facts, the deranged looks in her eyes?
She’s from Alaska. What else is there to do there? After all, Alaska has binge drinking rates well above the national average. It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if she started every single morning with a couple glugs of coffee brandy in her mug, maybe a splash of cream, and, if it’s particularly early, a bit of vodka.
This morning, she was all over the god damn place. Twisting from her husband’s snow machine wreck putting life in perspective, that perspective being getting Donald J. Trump elected, and pivoting to “petty, punk ass fuggery stuff with these quote unquote protestors.”
If that’s not the babbling of a sauced up person, I’ve never had a sip of alcohol in my life.