Someone Found An Image Of Satan In A Steak And He Looks Absolutely Delicious

Vegans think meat is the devil. They might finally have a case.

Citizens in the state of Baja California Sur claim an image of the devil is clearly visible in the photograph of the meat (below) which local news website El Metichon posted to Facebook on Wednesday.

It’s not known whether the beef, believed to have come from the country’s largest meat processor SuKarne, has now been eaten. But if it’s still for sale, then it could end up fetching a hefty price. Dozens of meat-eaters have commented on the post, most offering to taste the prized cut.

Imagine paying a ton of money just because Satan is marbleized in your meat? That’s ridiculous. I’ll start branding lucifer into meatballs if I can make a career out of it.

[via Huffington Post]

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