Greatest Scientific Study Ever Says If Your Chick Doesn’t Orgasm It’s Not You Or Your Dong’s Fault

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There’s a lot of pressure for men to make their ladyfriends orgasm. If a woman doesn’t get her rocks off they are quick to blame the guy. They have an assortment of reasons that place culpability on the man for them not climaxing; “Paul, your baby dick is so small it didn’t get past my clit” or “Paul, we literally started having sex 12 seconds, and you jizzed already?” Well I’ve had enough with the abuse for your lack of orgasms because science says it’s not my fault.

A new scientific study at Indiana University’s department of anatomy states that it isn’t the size of your boat or the motion in the ocean or any other dumb adage that makes excuses for small-cocked fellas that makes a girl cum buckets. The factor that causes a woman to scream in ecstasy is the proximity between the clitoris and the vaginal opening. This distance allegedly dictates how much pleasure a woman will get from sexual penetration.

Sorry, it’s not me, it’s you.

Apparently for maximum cumage a woman’s clit should be 2.5 centimeters (Slightly less than one inch) to their vag opening.

“It’s so strong a correlation that if you give us a woman who has a distance of 3 centimeters, we can very reliably predict she won’t have orgasm with intercourse,” Elisabeth Lloyd, faculty scholar with the Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction at Indiana University-Bloomington.

Your size of your pipe or lack there of isn’t as much of a reason for a shortfall of cumsies as the clit position.

“Other factors, such as penis size, the skill of the sexual partner or the intensity of desire might have some effect, but it really is the anatomical distance that seems to be predictive,” Lloyd said.

They believe the cause of this distant clit is exposure to male hormones in the womb. “If she’s exposed to a lot of androgen, the clitoral bud migrates far away,” Lloyd said.

“Between 70 percent to 90 percent of women are unable to achieve orgasm with penetration alone,” said Dr. Maureen Whelihan, an obstetrician and gynecologist and an expert with the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists. “Of those that claim they can have purely vaginal orgasms, 90 percent of them say they have to be on top.”

Yea get off your lazy asses, ride some D to stimulate that clit and work for that orgasm.

So there you have it, ladies you need to stop blaming your lack of big O’s on a guy and his dick. And fellas, we all need to learn to be clit commanders.


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