Monster Shark Gets Pulled From The Water After Biting Off A Surfer’s Leg

Even though it’s like 40 years old and the shark looks about as real as a porn stars tits, Jaws scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. It actually still does. And not like “Wow, that was scary” but more like “Welp, this is it. I’m never going into the ocean ever again” scary. That shark just didn’t give a fuck. Just chowing down on anything with a pulse. This is why I don’t go swimming at night/early morning. And why I don’t surf. It’s definitely not because I’m a blogger who sits on my ass all day. It’s sharks.

Which is why this story of a surfer getting his leg bit off by a shark is scary, but also probably just another day at the office in shark world.

Via Lad Bible:

“Ben Gerring, 29, was attacked at Falcon Beach, a popular surfing spot in Mandurah, south of Perth, Australia by the 14ft shark. According to The Mirror, Ben’s leg was bitten off in the horrific attack , which took place on the beach on Tuesday afternoon.”

Here’s the shark getting pulled from the water.

Nope. Not even close. Not even a “Yeah, maybe”. Straight up no. That shark looks like it could bite the dick off of every dude in the USA and still be hungry enough to hit up Canada for a few nightcaps. But, question I have, why did the shark have to get pulled out of the ocean? It’s his water, we’re all just swimming in it. How come they couldn’t like hook him and then drag him a few miles away? Maybe that’s his fave spot to grab some chow. And We’re taking it all away from him because a surfer was just showing off his toned up legs. He was teasing him. And the shark paid for it. At least stick him in a tank somewhere so everyone can gawk at him and say how scary he is. Sharks love that.