Six Flags Is Building A Coaster So Insane, Just Reading About It Will Make You Nauseous

Today, Six Flags officials announced that the theme park would welcome its “most insane” coaster ever and anyone got some Tums? I’m not feeling too right.

Named the “Total Mayhem”, this 4-D, free-fly coaster will “lift riders straight up a 12-story, 90-degree hill before flipping them head-over-heels at least six times along a weightless journey.”

According to from, Total Mayhem’s design features include:

  • Massive, imposing, floating and twisting I-box track frame in a unique two-tone design.
  • One-of-a-kind onboard magnetic technology featuring smooth head-over-heels free-fly flips providing guests the feeling of weightlessness as they soar outside the confines of a traditional track.
  • 4-D wing vehicles that seat up to 8 per vehicle with a total of 5 vehicles.
  • Face-off seats that allow riders to face each other as they tumble head over heels.
  • A 120-foot-tall, 90-degree hill that is ascended by an elevator-style, chain link lift
  • Two beyond 90-degree “raven” drops giving the sensation of free-falling.

and free sick bags for everybody!

I’ll be on the bumper cars, thanks though.


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