I refuse to believe anyone who is out there donating gallons of sperm is doing it because the ambiance of the donation room at their local sperm bank is second to none. Any Bro worth his salt has seen Road Trip, we understand that there is nothing overly erotic about the environment at a sperm bank. If anything, I would expect the experience to be light years behind what I can do to myself in the comfort of my own home.
Some Redditor (it’s always a Redditor, isn’t it?) decided to put an end to all the questions and confusion by taking a few choice photos of his recent trip to his local cum collection center. As if what the room looks like is going to sway your decision to jizz your heart out into a cup. Anyway, the results will underwhelm you.
Playboy? PLAYBOY! You’ve got to be kidding me. What’s the turn around time in this place? Can’t be less than 30-minutes when you’re asking guys to pull it to a print publication. Hell, I don’t think I’ve even tried jerking off to a magazine since Clinton was in office.