Do spiders have uteruses? Egg sacs? I think they have egg sacs. Anyway, it doesn’t matter. Whatever it is, if you see a big ol’ prego spider about to burst, DO NOT SQUASH IT.
For it will explode and hundreds and hundreds of baby spiders will squirt out and scurry away and one hundred and fifty thousand nopes.
Here they are.
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.
Well, almost 150,000. But that’s more than enough. Now that house needs to be burned to the ground.