Jesus Christ, this story is odd.
A Pennsylvania teen is looking at criminal charges after simulating a sex with a statue of Jesus and posting the pic to Facebook. He snapped the pics in late July in front of the Love in the Name of Christ Christian organization in his hometown of Everett, PA. The statue depicts Jesus kneeling and looking up as if praying. The teen pretended the Son of God was giving him holy head.
The teen is being charged with desecration of a venerated object and could face two years in juvenile detention for the picture. PA law defines desecration as “defacing, damaging, polluting or otherwise, physically mistreating in a way that the actor knows will outrage the sensibilities of persons likely to observe or discover the action.”
Better start praying, bro.