This Twitter Story About How A Side-Piece Farting In A Closet Ruined A Dude’s Relationship Will Make You Laugh Tears

GIRL IN CLOSET

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This story is so goddamn good I don’t even want to tarnish it with pre-story commentary. It’s like me trying to make alterations on the Mona Lisa or amendments to Jen Selter’s squat routine.

So before I babble on any longer, I present to you bros the best ten minutes you’ll spend today–and that includes the Brazzers videos currently buffering on your laptop.


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This is literature.

[h/t LADbible]

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