Girl’s Sweet 16 Party Ruined When Poop Falls From A Plane Above Drenching Her Backyard And Everyone In It

It was straight out of Hollywood, equal parts ‘Carrie’ and ‘Joe Dirt’. A girl’s ‘Sweet 16’ birthday party was interrupted as the family celebrated in the backyard of their home in Levittown, Pennsylvania. Out of nowhere the heavens opened up and feces began to blanket everything in site. The tables were covered in crap. The chairs were covered in doody. Poop was on everything in sight.

It wasn’t quite the same as the ‘Boeing Bomb’ above from Joe Dirt, aka Joe’s lucky meteor. The feces that rained down from the sky onto this poor girl’s sweet 16 party wasn’t one big hunk, instead it was spread out, covering everything in shit.

FOX6NOW reports:

At Jacinda’s Sweet 16 party on Sunday evening, May 17th, number two came from the sky.
Joe Cambray, Jacinda’s stepfather, was playing horseshoes in the backyard. Others were swimming. About 40 people were there for the party. Suddenly, it started raining — but it wasn’t rain that was falling from the sky!
“Out of nowhere, from the sky, comes a bunch of feces!” Cambray said.
The stinky mess landed on Cambray’s canopy — the canopy he just purchased hours earlier to give his guests a little protection from the elements — not realizing what he’s actually be protecting them from!
“It landed on the baby seat that was here,” Cambray said.
“We just got done with cake thank God! We took the cake back in, because within two minutes, something fell from the sky. It was brown. It was everywhere. It got on everything,” Kristie Rogy said.
“I grabbed a hose from over here, immediately started lining things up to start washing it off,” Cambray said.
Cambray’s tech-savvy sister grabbed her smartphone and used an app to figure out five planes were flying above them at that moment. Not that the information offered much comfort right then!
“It was gross!” Kristie Rogy said.
“I was eating cake, and then I just heard a big splat!” Donovan Rogy said.
“It looked like, if a hundred birds flew over and went to the bathroom simultaneously, that’s what it would look like,” Cambry said.
“Definitely not legal,” Kristie Rogy said.

“Are you that girl who had the shitty sweet 16 birthday party?”
….
“Yes, that was me.”

That is the conversation this poor girl will now have for the rest of her life. What she needs to do now is step up and own it. “YAH I’M THE ONE WHO HAD THE SHIT-COVERED SWEET 16 PARTY. THE MOST MEMORABLE SWEET 16 PARTY IN THE HISTORY OF PENNSYLVANIA!” …. That, that is the attitude she needs to adopt here. She can’t roll over with her feces blanket and sulk, she’s gotta own this as being the most over-the-top party ever thrown. Sure the rappers on MTV give their kids Lamborghini’s for My Super Sweet 16, but she’s the ONLY person alive who’s ever had her sweet 16 party covered in crap, right?

So, was it a plane? Was it a flying gaggle of geese above? Nobody knows. Investigators are doing what they do best though, and investigating.