Have you noticed that sometimes when the actual meat of a story can be summed up in 1-2 sentences, that news sites will fluff it out with background on what was going on, mini biographies or just a fuckload of pictures? That would be the case here, except I refuse to do that because
- I am lazy
- You guys will just skim over the irrelevant shit, which would make writing it a waste of my time
Like you can probably pull from the title that sometime in the recent past we ran a story about how someone’s been trying to sell a Taylor Swift feat. Calvin Harris nude. If you didn’t pull that, you are dumb. I am not sorry about that.
Here’s what Taylor had to say about it:
‘There is no “steamy” photo,’ a representative for Swift told DailyMail.com on Tuesday.
Is Taylor lying? Is she secretly a porn star who moonlights as a pop star in her free time? Does Calvin Harris have a chode? Who knows. ‘Tis the greatest mystery of all time, and shall remain so until that someone leaks the photo (assuming its real).
[H/T Daily Mail]