Yo Bros, It Sure Sounds Like Taylor Swift Is Single Again

Is there anything more exciting than a celebrity you’ve never met and never will meet going back on the market?

We delusional Bros here believe that there is not.

So get fucking stoked. Because you know who is allegedly no longer in a relationship?

Rebecca Romijn-Stamo–No, wait, sorry, it’s Taylor Swift. I don’t know why I thought it was Rebecca Romijn-Stamos. She broke up with John Stamos awhile ago, now that I think about it. All the way back in 2005. That’s not news at all.

But Taylor Swift dumping Tom Hiddleston today? That is.

Swift and the British actor began a torrid affair after his utterly not bro courtship just a few months ago, but it appears to be no more.

From Us Weekly:

She was the one to put the brakes on the relationship,” a source close to the couple tells Us. “Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with. Taylor knew the backlash that comes with public displays of affection but Tom didn’t listen to her concerns when she brought them up.” Now that they’ve split, the source says, Hiddleston is “embarrassed that the relationship fizzled out.”

As you should be, Tom. As you should be.