Ted Cruz's College Roommate Can't Stop Making Fun Of Him On Twitter

Ted Cruz is a Canadian-born junior U.S. Senator from Texas. In case you just got out of a coma, he is running for President Of The United States, despite not liking one state in particular.

Crai Mazin is a professional screenwriter who also happened to be Ted Cruz’s college roommate at Princeton in 1988. Over on Twitter, Mazin has been spewing 24/7 loathing for his old Ivy League bunk buddy. Against the backdrop of the looming Iowa and New Hampshire primaries, it makes for some highly amusing social media melodrama.

There’s a lesson here, Bros: Don’t be a dick to your roommates. You never know if they’ll be running for public office 25 years later.

My freshman year college roommate Ted Cruz is going to be elected Senator. In case I hadn't made it clear, he's also a huge asshole.

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) October 26, 2012

Oh great. Ted Cruz is filibustering. Now the entire nation can experience my noxious freshman year dorm room experience. #havefuneveryone

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) September 24, 2013

Second memory: Ted would talk about the women he thought he had a shot with. Pretty sure he remained untouched by a woman those four years.

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) January 10, 2016

Ted would leave a greasy film on everything. My friend Erik dubbed the substance "Cruhz," rhymes with "scuzz." Now there's Cruhz on my TV.

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) January 10, 2016

How little has Ted Cruz changed since 1988? If he hadn't gained weight, I could make a strong case that he was a cyborg.

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) December 8, 2015

Getting emails blaming me for not smothering Ted Cruz in his sleep in 1988. What kind of monster do you think I am? A really prescient one?

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) January 15, 2016

I'm starting to feel like the U.S. should pay me reparations for my freshman year. The Brutalism of Ted Cruz – https://t.co/rUuCuAnPdH

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) January 12, 2016

As a freshman, I would get into senior parties because I was Ted's roommate. OUT OF PITY. He was that widely loathed. It's his superpower.

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) January 10, 2016

I'm not a journalist. I'm just a guy who experienced 1000 times the safe level of Cruz exposure. #permanentlywarped https://t.co/PHVxwHrwBz

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) January 19, 2016

I have 30k followers now, and all I had to do was be stuck in a room with Ted Cruz for a year. I'm sure you're all nice, but SO NOT WORTH IT

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) January 18, 2016

This is going to get VERY interesting if Cruz gets the GOP nom.

Ted Cruz’s College Roommate Can’t Stop Making Fun Of Him On Twitter