Texas Lawyers Sing Insightful Song Why You ‘Don’t Eat Your Weed’ When Stopped By The Cops

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Remember Bryan Wilson AKA the Texas Hawk, the lawyer that made fantastically well-produced videos that explained the laws of the land in super patriotic YouTube videos. That dude is amazing. Well the Texas Hawk has used his freedom talons to smash open the door for other Texas lawyers to promote their law firms with unorthodox and entertaining methods of marketing. Enter Will Hutson and Chris Harris.

Hutson and Harris is a full-service law firm located in Waco, Texas. They provided the public with invaluable information about being caught by cops when you have marijuana on you. The Texan lawyers warn of the dangers of consuming the marijuana when police confront you in the song aptly titled “Don’t Eat Your Weed.”

The lyrics explain why you shouldn’t chow down on your cannabis.

Oh Please Don’t Eat Your Weed,
‘Cuz It’s Only a Class B,
Misdemeanor

DON’T TURN A CLASS B,
INTO A FELONY,
BY TAMPERING WITH EVIDENCE
DON’T BE A DUMBASS
DON’T DESTROY YOUR STASH
DON’T EAT YOUR WEED

If only the snozzberries dude from Super Troopers listened to this melody before he downed all of those drugs.

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