Snow blanketed the Texas Tech campus after a winter storm hit Lubbock this week. So to celebrate some of the students made a ginormous snow penis.
There couldn’t have been more than an inch on the ground, so to construct this glorious 8-foot snow dick was quite the engineering feat. However some prude with big penis envy pulled up in his backhoe to put an end to the phallic fun.
Several brave students attempted to have their Tiananmen Square moment and courageously stood in front of the backhoe in defiance. However their freedom of expression and snow penis were sadly crushed. He killed that boner quicker than a memory of your dead grandma slurping soup flashing into your head during oral sex.
I thought this was America?