Great news for The Rock and his girlfriend, Lauren Hashian, who announced they are having a baby girl.
Bad news for the poor baby bro who 15 years from now finds himself hopelessly infatuated with the Rock’s daughter and asks her out on a date.
That is the most terrifying thought I’ve ever had. The Rock, answering the door. You holding flowers and trembling, him holding all the muscles in the known world, telling you how much his daughter means to him.
Who would convict The Rock if anything happened to you? Especially if you tried to put a move on his daughter.
No one, that’s who.
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