Thief Robs Gas Station And Almost Escapes Scott Free But Is Served A Hefty Dose Of Street Justice, Likely Dead

The first thing I thought when I watched this video was “no way this happened in America.” And I was right because it took place in Brazil. But the only evidence I need is that it occurred of foreign soil is that there’s not one person filming it on their cell phone. But look at me over here biting the hand that feeds me. If people didn’t back down in the face of injustice to passively film it on their phones, I would be unemployed living in my parents’ basement owning middle schoolers in pick up basketball during their recess. If people did the right thing and broke up fights before they spiraled out of control and told their friend that drunkenly riding a shopping cart down a flight of concrete steps was a poor decision, there would be little purpose for the world wide webs and my existence. We’d all be like reeding books and shit lolz.

[h/t Barstool]