Here Are The Things You Should NEVER Say To A Chick On Tinder — Write Them Down!

Is your Tinder game on point? I’m asking you, the bro who slept alone again last night. I’ll let your empty bed answer.

You need Tinder game. The bros at Simple Pickup are here to help. They did the tests. Ran the results. This shit works.

But whatever, go to bed alone touching your dong again tonight. You got this.

[H/T: Ask Men]

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