Tinder has made it easier than ever to meet and bang random strangers…or has it? The only thing Tinder lets you judge potential matches off of is what they look like, so for all you know the girl you just swiped right on is a homicidal axe murderer who eats her victims raw like sushi after fucking their brains out. Sure you got laid, but you’re also dead. Dead > sex, for most people.
So how do you filter out the crazies, and once you figure out if they belong in a straitjacket, how do you pull their number?
You challenge them to a game of Connect Four or Tic-Tac-Toe, duh.
What sane person doesn’t want to play Connect Four over Tinder? If she shoots you down, you know there’s something wrong with her. And if she plays a game with you and loses, she’s now obligated to give you her number. Fair’s fair, right? Better hope you’re a Connect Four master like this Bro is.
And when you finally get bored of Connect Four, you can always switch to Tic-Tac-Toe.