Tosh Mocked Sorority Recruitment Videos By Making His Own Hilarious Version

If you haven’t noticed, we have some pretty extensive coverage of sorority recruitment videos. And why wouldn’t we? Super hot college chicks dancing around, jumping in pools, flaunting their perfect bodies. Tosh noticed the popularity and the high production values of the latest sorority recruitment videos and decided he wanted to make his own version as only Tosh.0 can.

Tosh entices viewers to be part of his team with his provocative video. There’s some fancy editing in the footage, including flare effects that would make J.J. Abrams cream his shorts, as a smooth electronic song plays in the background. Tosh brings the sexy as he douses a coworker with coffee.

The video features plenty of cheering motions, super cheesy hand-holding poses and glitter, lots and lots of glitter. There’s plenty of reasons that you’d want to join Daniel and his squad, they’re 1st in thigh gaps, 1st in joints smoked and 1st in doughiness. Impressive.

With all due respect to the hard-working staff at Tosh.0, I think I’ll just stick with the boring old sorority recruitment videos that have 100 percent less naked Daniel Tosh.