Tough Guy Whips Off Shirt Before Fight And Proceeds To Get Socked Into Next Monday

Overconfidence is a dangerous beast. One minute you’re whipping off your shirt and bouncing from side-to-side like a douchey runner at a “Don’t Walk” sign, and the next minute you’re looking up into the high heavens hoping the dude with the porn star fu manchu didn’t capture you getting knocked the fuck out on camera. Well, bad news brah.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.