Travis Kelce And Greg Olsen Are Nearly Forced Into Early Retirement After Eating One Ghost Pepper Chip


The season has fully transitioned from summer to fall and you know what that means–SINUSES! And if you’re one of those weirdos that prefers alternative medicines to actual medicines, I suggest eating one Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper chip to clear out all that slime from your melon. We legit passed a bag of these things around the BroBible office last week and before you could say Mary Swanson, we were all like…

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These bad boys are hotter than an ASU sorority. The kind of hot where you sweat just enough to convince yourself that you’ve gotten a workout and it’s okay to skip the gym.

And just in case you think I’m a baby back bitch for crying over a tortilla chip, please witness manly NFL tight ends Travis Kelce and Greg Olsen  lose their cool over one limited-edition Carolina Reaper Madness Chip, made with the hottest chile pepper on the planet.

Probably not a good idea to eat something that comes in a coffin-shaped box.


Now if you think these dudes are a bunch of sissies, I suggest you purchase a bag  and find out for yourself.

But, if you’re not looking to die while eating a snack, get the spicy queso ones. They are Doritos if Doritos were in a rock band, vaped, and drove a Camaro.


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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.