On Thursday, I informed you that Indiana was the third crappiest states in America.
Now, I’m here to tell you it is with certainly the literal shittiest, for it is the only state this weekend that had a truck dump two tons of human poops onto a highway, which froze into a gigantic ice crap that blocked an entire on-ramp.
That shit didn’t happen anywhere else. From the Lafayette Journal & Courier:
Apparently a tanker dumped its load, accidentally spilling about 300 or 400 gallons of raw sewage onto the ramp, Indiana State Police Sgt. Kim Riley said, noting that the waste was 6 to 8 inches deep in places on the ramp.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, the pooling excrement froze, causing a toxic poopsicle, as well as a traffic hazard.
They called the shit a toxic poopsicle! Because it was frozen, the poor highway workers called to clean it up had to both salt and sand the shit, then plow up the poo, before dumping it back into a dump truck, to be properly dumped.
Ain’t that some shit. The driver of the poo truck has yet to be found. He’s probably pretty embarrassed about it.