Oh what a time we live in. I can’t wait to tell my bastard children what a treasure trove of entertainment Donald Trump was. Goddamn electric. The old saying is true: ‘They’re talking about you because if they talked about themselves, no one would listen.” Trump is the topic of conversation from the club house to the strip club. He’s got real estate all over the world, but none more important than the real estate he’s carved out in our heads. What a fucking character, man.
He’s trending again on Twitter, not for anything he said or did, but by means of people reimagining movie plots in Donald’s signature speak. They are quite glorious.
Here are some of the best.
https://twitter.com/scottdools/status/766073066627751940
So they storm the beach, trying to recover this captured private. Bad film. I like people who weren't captured ok? #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Travon (@Travon) August 18, 2016
A guy employed thousands & thousands of minorities, then has to give his company away. Sad! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/XzLhdfZmWI
— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) August 18, 2016
She's a loser, ok. She's losing. I could lose a guy in 4 days. Probably 2 days. I lose guys so good you don't know. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Ben Mankiewicz (@BenMank77) August 18, 2016
Scar – strong leader, respected. Jungle going great. Now? A mess! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) August 18, 2016
https://twitter.com/seankent/status/766086498584137728
https://twitter.com/squashmahan/status/766309601390292996
https://twitter.com/ItsMegNotMegan/status/766135462868226048
https://twitter.com/Wieneraaron/status/766106759266086912
Biff—great guy, good friend of mine—they ruin his life! Doc and Marty—total losers. Can't win without time machine. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Alex Gookin (@_AlexGookin) August 18, 2016
Son disrespects great, VERY successful father. True loser. Kissed his sister. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/X9KcNeyc7r
— Katethulhu (@katethulhu) August 18, 2016
I helped a kid around the lobby of a hotel once. Im great with kids, I'm the best with kids #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/BffpoLp0yB
— *Horse Noises* (@BKaslewicz) August 18, 2016