The Absolute Unluckiest Cyclist Of All-Time

Last September, we brought you the luckiest cyclist who very narrowly escaped death when a speeding car and truck came within inches of ending his life. Now we bring you the flip side of luck and this bicyclist who unfortunately just so happened to be in the absolute wrong fucking place at the absolute wrong fucking time.

This cursed cyclist was just riding down the highway minding his own business when he was struck with a huge sign that a truck hit at the exact moment as the bicyclist was underneath it.

It’s a sign from above. No really. Literally, that’s a sign from above.

That’s some fucking Final Destination shit right there.

Yeah, I’m just going to wear bubblewrap around my body at all times now.