Were you? Were you sitting there wondering how one of the world’s biggest playboys, Dan Bilzerian, spends his Valentine’s Day? I bet you weren’t — God, I hope you weren’t — but I’m going to tell you anyway because it’s a slow news day dammit.
What really burns my ass about this Tweet isn’t that it is a cheap way to remind his audience that DAN BILZERIAN FUCKS and he usually fucks chicks with boyfriends who are probably weaker men than him, but that he had enough characters left to spell out “you” and he opted to go with “u” instead. Unforgivable.