Are you looking for a fun summer activity that you’ll remember for all of your days? Why not get thrown in the water where they only thing stopping you from being devoured by a ginormous crocodile is a couple inches of plastic. YAY!
You can partake in one of the only crocodile dives in the world. The gargantuan 17-foot crocodile is at Crocosaurus Cove in Darwin City in Australia.
For $165 they toss you in this giant empty CD spindle-like container aptly called the “Cage of Death.” Then they lower you into the croc-infested waters like you’re that cow for the raptors in Jurassic Park.
Aw hell naw.
That’s a fucking dinosaur. You’re inches away from a fucking dinosaur. And you paid money to be inches away from a fucking dinosaur. Can’t you just watch a VR video of a crocodile like a normal person?
Videographer Franny Plumridge took the plunge into the frightening waters and captured a crazy pic.
If the name sounds familiar, Franny was the woman swimming in the viral photo of a fish that was trapped inside a jellyfish off Australia’s east coast.
I’ll take the little jellyfish over the croc please.