I’m a bit of an arachnophobe, I’ll admit it. Little spiders I can deal with. You just step on them or brush them aside or whatever. But it’s those big, hair motherfuckers that scare the shit out of me. They look right at you and terrify parts of your soul that you didn’t even know existed. Then they bite you in the dick and your friend has to suck the poison out so on top of being scary as hell, they ruined blowjobs.
So I sympathize with this reporter who screamed like Girl Scout when a spider climbed onto his projector. Should he be embarrassed? Yes. But we’ve all been there, bros. Admit it. SPiders are scary as hell. This guy just reacted how we all would, but on national TV