MUST WATCH: Wedding Officiant Pukes Her Brains Out While Bride And Groom Are Exchanging Vows
This is why the internet was invented. 1.) Porn 2.) Memes 3.) Chicks puking up their small intestines during the biggest moment of their best friends’ lives. I don’t know what we did to deserve this gem, but all glory be to the Internet Gods. As a wedding officiant you have a couple jobs–1.) Read off a notepad about kissing the bride or something and 2.) Hold in your lunch. If you fail to do either of these two things, you’ll lose your best friend forever….
Calm down, sweetie. What happened to all that ‘through sickness and in health’ jargon AMIRIGHT?!