Here’s What The ‘Perfect Mistress’ Looks Like, According To Nearly 500,000 Horny, Rich Men
No, not Margot Robbie, but she’s kind of close!
Seeking Arrangements, a Web site that, according to The Daily Mail, matches wealthy male benefactors with young, attractive females, polled its almost 500,000 male users to find out what the “perfect mistress” would look like.
Of course the results are comically unrealistic. They want a blonde with green eyes who is either Asian (30%) or Caucasian (32%), with a Bachelor’s Degree, doesn’t smoke, is athletic – especially into yoga, and is somewhere between 26 and 32 years-of-age. Oh, and has a 32D bust. That’s all.
Sounds like Gronk’s perfect woman!