Eat my dick you sad sacks of boners, because while y’all are out bitching on Facebook about how I’m the “Kardashian” of BroBible I’m over here drifting ‘round your house and leaving tire marks all over your driveway like a motherfuckin’ hoss. Know why? Because I’m a better driver than you. That’s right, I said it – while you’re out driving around Miss Daisy I’m chillin’ with Vin Diesel and doing sick stunts and shit like this:
And even THIS:
What’s that sound? Oh yeah, it’s the sound of you sucking the jizz out of my exhaust pipe while I rev my engine. Eat shit and die, turds.
Now that I’ve gotten THAT out of my system (and gee whiz was that a long time coming), Insurance expert Admiral LittleBox studied the records of UK drivers alongside their gender, and found that 58% of women were better drivers overall. Via Metro,
The study, which also took into account job and colour of their car, found too that the safest car to drive was a red Honda. The worst? Audi drivers in their 20s, who ranked as the worst drivers in the land.
…Lloyd Badran of Admiral said younger people tend to score lower than others due to lack of experience.
That’s not to say that your girlfriend isn’t a horrible driver – she probably sucks. But compared against men throughout the whole UK, well, apparently she ain’t half bad.