As a healthy human being, you know what it means to be thirsty. Not “I-need-a-Gatorade-after-hitting-the-gym” thirsty… You know… THIRSTY. And the only way to quench that thirst is in bed (or on the couch… or on the kitchen table… or in the backseat of a car… or in the office break room) with a partner.
It’s commonly believed that most healthy adults think about sex every seven seconds. Whether or not that’s true is up for debate. But then again, attempting to measure the human libido is more of an art than a science. So the secret-sharing app Whisper analyzed its content to find out which states talk about sex the most on its app.
Turns out the big winner is the Mountaineer State. I’d make a joke about how West Virginians are all into cousin-banging, but it’s not like people from West Virginia haven’t heard that before. They have pretty thick blood down there.
Here’ a complete ranking of the thirstiest states in the union. We’re as shocked as anyone that Florida is at the bottom of this list. Floridans must be too hopped up on crystal meth to discuss their primal urges via an app because banging on the beach in broad daylight is par for the course down there.