Wrong number texts happen. Often times they escalate to utter insanity, especially when they’re about human anatomy. This one from Imgur’s velakskin, however, goes off the rails when the angry wife who texted him in the first place thinks it’s her husband playing games. She needs to take some advice from our boy, the Versace Python:
The thread descends into trolling madness, which is a pretty big win for the Internet.
I pity the hell out of this poor wife’s actual husband. That man’s life has to suck.