Woman Announces She’s Pregnant On Facebook And Gets BRUTALLY Outed By Co-Worker She Had One-Night Stand With

We’ve all seen a plethora of engagement announcements flood our Facebook timelines and 99.99% of the time the response is overwhelmingly positive–“Congrats, Karen!” “You and Chip are going to make AMAZING parents!” and “It’s great that you and Chip are actually having sex again!” Ok, maybe I used a little artistic license on the last one, but bottom line is that when one announces she they will the bearer of life’s most prized miracle, you’d expect overwhelmingly supportive responses.

But I obviously wouldn’t post about a mother-to-be receiving well wishes for being pregnant because well, who cares.

I would post, however, of said announcement taking a turn for the absolute worst because well, it’s PROVOCATIVE, it gets the people going!

This is that post.

A woman who identifies as Christina posted a Facebook photo of her holding a pregnancy test and posted it to Facebook to indicate that she and her husband are expecting a child. The picture was accompanied with the caption: ‘Happy to announce there’s going to be a new member of the family. God is GOOD!!!’

As you can see, the likes and positive comments roll in.

And then a male colleague chimes in with a tirade that needs no introduction.

The dude comes back to have a one-on-one chat with Christina’s husband. And all of her Facebook friends. And all BroBible readers.

There are no winners in this shit sandwich. Besides us. Because we have no dog in this fight. Go us!

[h/t Daily Mail]

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