I Got The Weirdest Boner Watching This Woman Devour 5 Lbs. Of Noodles Topped With Mayonnaise In One Sitting

I don’t speak Japanese so I can’t answer the “who, what, where, why” or “how,” but what I can tell you for 100% certain is that this woman spent a minimum of 30 minutes on the shitter after this. Do I know her? No. Did I read somewhere that she crapped her brains out after filming this video? No. But come on…you don’t eat 5 pounds of noodles with mayo and NOT unleash a poopapocalypse right after.

And with the mention of poop, there goes my boner. Shame.