If you RSVP to a wedding, you go to the fucking wedding. Simple as that. No backsies, no take backs, no triple-stamping and double-stamping. You make a commitment, you keep it. That’s how my father taught me, and how his father taught him, and how one day I will teach my little shit kids.
And if you choose not to go and don’t let the appropriate parties know, you are an inconsiderate cockbag and should be persecuted in a court of law. Ok, well maybe that’s a little harsh, but AT THE VERY LEAST, you should be fined by the bride and groom for your disrespect.
Jessica Baker and her husband were getting ready for a wedding when her mother called and said she wasn’t able to watch her kid due to an “emergency.” The wedding was ‘adult-only’ so the couple decided to bail. Apparently, Baker’s mother is the only person on planet Earth capable of watching her kid.
A couple weeks later, Baker received an invoice in the mail amounting to $75.90, representing “the amount paid by the bride and groom for meals that were RSVP’d for.”
Baker snitched to a reporter,
“You’ve got to be kidding me. It listed, we would have had two herb crusted walleye and there was also a service and tax charge.”
Check out Baker plead her case below:
What do you think, bros–am I being too insensitive? I’m hungover as shit. TUESDAYS AMIRITE?!