While the graph itself is actually pretty interesting, as you can see, it was the always classy comments from fellow Redditors that really provided the true entertainment.
Here’s a small sampling…
This is like abstract pornography.
Someone out there is jerking to this graph.
This might be the most shameful chubby I’ve ever had.
I put a Fitbit on my inflatable lover. She flatlined throughout our lovemaking and stared at me with cold, lifeless eyes. I feel so dead inside.
I now want to buy a fit bit so I can track my heart rates are during sex. This would be a great marketing tool for them. (to which someone responded: I don’t think it measures wrist movements.)
Looks like she rode him for 30 seconds, caught her breath, rode another 20 seconds and climbed off.
He brought her to orgasm in 6 minutes and everybody is hating. They jelly.
I’m still jealous. I don’t think I can even masturbate to orgasm in six minutes
Life ain’t no porno where people have time for hours of fucking. Also, chafing.
I know ridiculous. It takes me 8 minutes just to brush off the dirt and get the spiders out of her hair.
8 minutes what is this guy some sort of machine for sex?
And it goes on and on. You keep being you, Reddit.
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