These Are The Absolute WORST Tips For First Dates, So 1) Read These 2) Do The Exact Opposite 3) Get Laid

by 3 years ago

I’d like to say that the best tip anyone can ever give you for having a successful first date is ‘be yourself’, but I’ve met some pretty awful people in this world and for those douchebags ‘be yourself’ might actually be the worst piece of advice. That’s why I was pretty intrigued by this thread of ‘worst first date tips’, where people essentially shared the exact opposite of what conventional wisdom dictates you should do on a first date.

Why’s this information useful? Well, maybe it’s just me but I happen to remember things better when people tell me what not to do, instead of telling me the things I should be doing. So with the ‘worst first date tips ever’ below here’s what you do: 1) read them all, 2) take notes/bookmark this post, 3) do the EXACT OPPOSITE of whatever’s suggested below, and 4) you get laid because you successfully navigated you first date.

Again, you do the exact opposite of this, you go upstairs, it’s not about coffee at all:

When she invites you up for coffee at midnight, respectfully decline stating that coffee keeps you up.

Don’t be messing around with any electronics at all, your phone stays in your pocket:


Wear a GoPro and explain that it’s so you can learn from experience on your next first date

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