What Would Be The Worst Song For A Stripper To Dance To? Here Are A Few Solid Suggestions
The treasure trove that is “Ask Reddit” just continues to give and give. Rather than the usual tales of sexual deviancy or epic failure today we’re going to cover a little something in the way of humor.
In what must have been a fit of genius, Redditor Qwardian came up with this classic question: “What would be the worst song for a stripper to dance to?”
You like that one, don’t you? I know I do. That’s something I DEFINITELY had to click on. And I was not disappointed.
Check out some of these clever answers…
Dance With My Father by Luther Vandross.
Butterfly Kisses by Bob Carlisle.
One guy says that he even saw a stripper dance to If Tomorrow Never Comes by Garth Brooks. Called it a “a pretty surreal experience.” Of that I have no doubt.
I Dreamed a Dream, the Susan Boyle version.
The Seinfeld theme song.
A DJ commented that he used to play the Sesame Street theme song at the end of the night to get people to leave. That would probably do it.
Flight of the Bumblebee.
Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer.
The Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel.
Cats in the Cradle by Harry Chapin. “No boners, only tears,” says Sesstuna.
Angel by Sarah McLachlan.
Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton.
I Love You, You Love Me by Barney the Dinosaur.
The Benny Hill theme, Yakety Sax.
Dust in the Wind by Kansas.
Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith.
Aqualung by Jethro Tull.
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. “29 men went down that night on the Fitzgerald. She’s just trying to break that record,” cleverly replied pinchofbiddyshit.
So which one would be the worst, do you think?
Check out the rest of the responses and the hilarious comments that accompanied them over at Reddit.
Got any of your own suggestions? Drop us a comment. We could use a good laugh today.
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