If You’re A Stupid Idiot Who Wants To Wreck Their Car While Driving On Ice Then Do EXACTLY What These People Do

The one time I wrecked my car it was because I was dumb enough to drive in the snow and skid into a rock at the edge of my driveway. My radiator was trashed and a few belts snapped, which all amounted to $2,500 in damage, and yet when I watch these idiots try to drive around in their shitty little car trying to avoid certain carnage, I’m jealous. For all I know these fools made it out of this okay without even a scratch on their car, whereas I had to blow through the remainder of the money I’d saved up from my summer job.

I hate weather.