Hypothetically, if I quietly job today and moved to Leesburg, Virginia and got the first bite at the apple to be this 11-year-old’s agent, I’d likely be a millionaire in 10 years. It’s no crazier of an idea than than myself and the editors at BroBible genuinely believing that we have a snowballs chance in hell at winning the $1.5 billion Powerball tomorrow. (I honestly think Cass Anderson believes we’re a shoe-in. Like I don’t think he’s kidding.)
The 4-foot-3-inch prodigy’s name is Noah Cutler and he just started playing basketball two years ago at the age of nine, according to Buzzfeed. And by my estimation, he’s already got that killer instinct I love in a client.
“Someone smiled at me because I’m small,” he told Buzzfeed. “Then I squared on him.”
Live look at me right now.