Adrian Peterson’s $8.5 Million Texas Mansion Is For Sale And It Looks Like A Decent Place To Settle Down

Are you in the market for a new home? Is Texas your ideal location to settle down? Do you have an extra $8.5 million laying around? If you answered yes to all three questions, please consider purchasing Adrian Peterson’s estate, equipped with everything one would need to get laid.

According to Busted Coverage, Peterson bought the place back in 2013 for $5 million and it selling it for $8.5 mill, a hearty little profit for someone whose playing out a $96 million contract.

Here are the details of the place, courtesy of the realtor:

Exquisite estate home located in the heart of The Woodlands. Gracefully situated on 9 acres, this wooded property backs to a private & tranquil reserve. A gated entry leads to the beautifully appointed Bill Hughes custom home. Built for entertaining, this backyard retreat showcases 1700+ of outdoor living space. Indoors, attention to detail, style & color compliment each other creating luxurious spaces. This majestic home is surrounded by a natural border of trees & professional landscaping.


[h/t Busted Coverage]

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